You'd never guess what happened at work today, so I'll tell you. Adrian had the kid's at work today. Not the newborns, but the older ones. His mother was there too acting as Nanny. Well Leatherface was there too. All hell broke loose when she turned her head and screwed her mouth up to tell Ann(that's the kid's grandmother), "You're lucky they came out looking just like their father. Do you worry they'll get darker?" You could hear Ann cursing Leatherface's drunk ass out for miles. Who knew that Ann could get all gangsta? It was beautiful. Needless to say, like her husband, Leatherface is no longer welcomed at Constantine Inc.

Jinger

I've met the rest of Martin's family. Yeah, the Italy crew. And I have to tell you all, even the rich are dysfunctual. To start off the crazies, there's Martin's Uncle Paulo. He is a George Hamilton wanna be. But he has that creepy factor. The kind of guy you know not to leave your minor children with. And he has the slimy factor. You know the kind of person that have you wanting to wash your hands after you shake it?
Oooohhh and then there's his bitch of a wife. Her names slips my mind since I've resorted to calling her: Leather face. This bitch has the nerve to toot her wrinkled, freakled ashy lips up to comment about all of the colored mudding up the Constantine gene pool. Shut up you wrinkled old bat. Instead of minding our business, she needs to keep an eye out on her hubby who seem to like a lot of chocolate in his milk.
Then there was Michael's child bride. Actually she's not a child bride, but when you talk to her, she reminds you of a seventh grader. What was he thinking??? Oh my bad. She is cute, perky, and big breasted. But Michael and her? It's too mismatched. It's like having Daniel Craig(Blond Bond) dating Avril Lavigne. Very odd.
Anyway. Yeah, even the rich has the crazies.

I'm out before I get into anymore trouble. BTW Nina and Adrian had twins. A boy and A girl. They are beautiful. (of course they are the star children)

Jinger With A "J"

www.celebritycrunch.com/2005/10

She got her sentence cut for 'good behavior'????
Okay, before I go off, let me recap for a minute. So Paris Hilton was caught driving on a suspended licence for the second time in addition to the original charge of DUI. This socialslut comes to court late and she and her family makes a mockery out of the justice system. Literally. They were making faces at the judge and all. Soo then Paris gets sentenced to 45 days in county jail(big fucking deal), and so she starts her campaign for freedom. She appeals her sentence, pleads her case to Govt. Arnold, have her melt down in her therapist office, ohhh let's not forget the letters she and her cronies made public from 'Big Bertha' stating that she was going to whoop Paris's ass when she got to jail. (rolling my eyes at that one). So in all that, some spineless jerk reduces her sentence by half for 'good behavior'! She hasn't stepped foot in jail yet! I mean, this judge does this based on the fact that this chick shows up to court on time without her and her mother making stupid childish faces. Maybe I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to come to court on time and behave? Well, she gets a reduction in sentencing.(Did I miss something) I bet Bubba and Big Bertha are mad as hell. They've been in there since Moses was little on a 30 for 30 and the jails can't even keep their time sheet right. (ask your friends who's been in jail about what 30 for 30 means) And Paris gets Time Served before she even steps foot in jail. Sheesh!
I'm out

Jinger With A "J"

So I'm watching Dr. Phil, and they have this insane man on who stalks his wife. OMG. He should have been my hubby. I'd(and yes I'm from the South so we say "I'd") I'd left his crazy ass a long time ago. Hell, I really wouldn't have had to leave after I introduced his crazy behind to my bat. Lock me in the basement? Ask me to sleep with a friend. Violate me while I'm sleep. Watch me everywhere? It would have blown up like the Godfather in that house with me as Michael Corleone. He would have been "out of the family" for real.
Some men are lucky to have such timid women. But for real, for real, the wife strikes me as a woman who likes drama anyway, so we'll see how this plays out.
btw didn't Jeffery resemble the Master Blaster in that kid video cartoon?

Head's up Price of Love lovers. Summer is coming back, and she's bringing Constantine to its knees. Never had a bad girl been this good...

I'm out.

Jinger

Seems like everyone is dying as of late. I'm sorry to see Mr. Farwell and Ms.Yolanda King go. Blessings to their families.

Jinger With A "J"

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY