Friday, August 25, 2006

Humiliation is the name of the game today! I'm feeling kinda hyporcritical since my last post. Today I went out and purchased me some fake finger nails. A special that I couldn't pass up. A full set w/ my pedi for one low price!
Anywho. I'm not use to fake nails, and it's weird. First off. My nails hurt. Is that normal? what about that burning sensation when I wash my hands? Do I literally have clap??? A joke. My typing has slowed down considerably and i feel as if the weight of the world is in my hands.
But any ways,
While getting my feet done, this woman takes out a blade. First thing I thought "this bitch is gonna cut me over some hammer time feet! It's not that deep. "
But she did something worst. In front of God, me and everyone in the salon, she raked the dry dead skin off of my feet. I mean it was raining skin! She just looked up at me and smiled. then turned to her coworker and started talking and laughing in Vietnamese. Probably talking about my feet.
After that humiliating ordeal. She started to message and rub my feet. She went up my leg. Freaked me out. But it felt good!!!
But the last bit of humiliation came as she asked me in her best English "Would you like me to wax your eyebrows?" I was done.

My coworker/neighbor/future baby daddy, is gone for a few weeks and I turn to shit! I really need to get it together.

Jinger w/A "J"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are the trials and tribulations we females go through in the name of beauty, for real.

Noemi

ME said...

LOL. You are so right. And thanks for the nail info. Now, how do I pick my nose w/ these du claws???



Jinger w/a "J"

Anonymous said...

Carefully, very carefully, LOL

ME said...

LOL. thanks

Anonymous said...

Hi Jinger
Have been procrastinating as to writing you any comments of mine. Simply because I relish more yours! Can't help though saying that I'VE NEVER HAD FAKE NAILS, but have never had a pedicure or manicure either. I recently bought a nail repair, brand Trind and suddenly my nails are growing like weed(not the drug), not all over the place, but long...... hehehehe. Anyways, I really like you. You're awesome and scary at the same time....

Chandra

ME said...

LOL Chaundra, I am such an angel...hehehe. I need what you have, but for real, it's hard for me to pass up a sale. Now I'm stuck w/the du claws for the next two weeks. My feet looks nice though. Maybe I'll get a certain person to suck on the toes when he gets back.

Ciao,
Jinger w/a "J"

Marie Rochelle said...

Jinger,

At least she didn't ask to wax your chin hair.(I'm not saying that you have any.)

Marie Rochelle

ME said...

LOL. That is so true. I would have cried at that point.

Marie Rochelle said...

Yeah. I would have too.

Marie