I go out of the country for a few weeks and its Armageddon around here. First, the crocodile Hunter gets killed, by all things...a sting ray! Who and the hell would've thunk it??? Sorry to see ya go there mate. Loved your show.

Then Anna Nicole's son just ups and dies, on the heel of her giving birth to a daughter. Tragic. I'm waiting to see this story unfold. Something is fishy about this.

Damn Ann Richards dies, God bless her soul. She was a woman with whom I found intriguing.

Crazy weather. Wild fires all along the West Coast. Bermuda is getting smacked by hurricanes like they owe them money.

And what the hell? Whitney left Bobby??? Now hell really is freezing over. Did she happen to come down off a purple haze and see the show "Being Bobby Brown?"And realized how bad she looked? Oh well, best of luck to them both.

Now to report. Martin and I are now lovers. It's great! Stay tuned to excerpts to the book, and my release date.

I'm out.
Jinger w/a "J"